Back on May 14, Baseball Rules!!! mentioned the two young men who were “umpiring” a game between the Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees from seats behind home plate.
Recently, they were at it again to the delight of fans in DC.
Fake umpires Tim Williams and Joe Farrell have season seats in the first row behind home plate in Toronto and they are dressed from head to toe as umpires. For the entire game, Williams and Farrell mimic the calls of the umpires, raising their arms and bellowing out strike calls, sticking up their fingers to let fans behind them know the count and brushing one hand over the other emphatically to signal foul tips.
“There are seven billion people on the planet. Do you know how many of them travel to another city to fake umpire a game? You’re looking at ‘em,” Williams said as they visited Nationals Park recently.
Williams and Farrell, who have a bit of a cult following in Toronto, took their show on the road and traveled to Washington for a three-game series between their hometown Blue Jays and the Nationals.
During a Friday night game, a 2-1 Nationals win in extra innings, Washington team president Stan Kasten approachd Williams and Farrell to shake their hands and compliment their work. Scores of fans visited them during every half-inning to get their picture taken with the faux men in blue, while others take delight in either cheering or heckling their calls.
“We were out in the tent (a beer garden just across the street from the ballpark) having beers before the game, and we took 38 pictures with people,” the pair explained. “They thought we were the real guys going to get juiced up before the game. We were like ‘No, no, we’re not gonna be on the field tonight, we’re just fans.’”
“We love baseball, we love umpires, we love the Blue Jays and we like having fun. That’s it,” said Williams.
Williams and Farrell have authentic umpire uniforms. They have the short-brimmed hats, the official major league umpire shirts with numbers stitched on the sleeves, gray slacks, masks (which they only don when the Jays are pitching), clickers to track the count, brushes to clear dirt off of home plate and ball bags saddled to their right hips. Every time the actual umpire behind home plate throws a new ball to the pitcher, they dig into their bags, pull out a baseball and follow suit.
Williams and Farrell are traders at the Toronto Stock Exchange and they got their equipment after a chance meeting with a few umpires (they neglect to name which ones) at a local steakhouse.
The umpiring crews doing the games always notice them.
“Oh yeah, yeah, [the real umpires] laugh.” Farrell says. “Did you see C.B. Bucknor over at second base? Can’t even control himself! He went into a conniption when he saw us.”
They were planning to visit with Blue Jays players in the clubhouse Saturday in Washington. And next month, when the Jays head to New York for a series with the Yankees July 3-5, Williams and Farrell will be in their customary seats in the first row behind home plate at new Yankee Stadium. Ordinarily those seats, located in the Legends section, would cost more than $1,000, but they were such a hit on a YES Network broadcast last month that the Yankees arranged to have them fake ump the July series.
They amused and befuddled YES color man, and ex-major leaguer, Ken Singleton.
“[Singleton] couldn’t even put a sentence together,” Farrell says. “When we rung up Alex Rodriguez in [the fourth] inning, he goes ‘multiple umpires ring up A-Rod,” and Ken Singleton’s a pretty serious stiff, eh.”
“He’s a very strait-laced guy and he couldn’t even put a sentence together,” Williams confirms happily.
Despite these comments about Singleton, he is has a very good sense of humor that comes through on the broadcasts. He is one of the most natural and informative former players in the booth.
“While that game was going on, I had a best friend in a bar in New York, and he’s watching the Yankees,” Farrell continues. “Even before he told them he knew us, there were 500 people in the bar who loved us. They were going ballistic. And he goes, ‘I can get ‘em to wave,’ and [someone in the bar] goes ‘What’s that guy’s name?’ Our friend says ‘Farrell,’ and he had 500 people in the bar going ‘Farrell! Farrell!’”
The Williams and Farrell world tour is only beginning. In addition to the New York and D.C. trips, they are planning to be in Oakland for a series that will span the end of July and the beginning of August.